I watched with wonder as Beyonce body synched the Super Bowl half-time show. From a woman’s point of view, it is nigh impossible to look like that within one year of giving birth. I hate Beyonce. There was other news in the past month, too, what with near extinction asteroids whizzing by, so here’s what you need to know about the month that was:
2/7: Dismayed by the dearth of foreclosures, major banks open up home equity loans for all Americans to ensure a steady stream of shadow inventory in the future.
2/8: Acme Tent Company predicts increasing demand and publicly thanks Wells Fargo and Bank of America for the heads up.
See my take on the rest of recent news headlines.