Dear Diary, once again I am confronted by little shit no-accounts that will not do what I tell them to do. Goddamit! I thought for sure once I got hugs and assurances from Lynne and Mary and dropped their names I’d feel better and the little shits would fall in line.
Damn Ken Hambrick, trying to take over the party and asking questions about budgets, reporting, and rules. Fuck the rules. they’re my rules. It’s my party; I’ll make whatever rules I want. I’ll show him, you watch. Lucky for me Lisa Vorderbrueggen managed to muddy the waters, hee hee.
Don’t these freaks know they are screwing up things for me big time? How can I build my faltering career as a 4th-tier pundit or perennial potential candidate. At least I found another patsy, David Harmer, who can spend his own money to run for Congress. That ought to keep a jingle in my pocket thru the end of the year!
Now that I’ve dumped the latest slut, it’s TGBD back on the prowl..grrrr. Hey baby, do you know who I am?
I’m getting a little nervous about Greg Poulos, though. His usefulness may be coming to an end. He’s just not as suave, pretty, and cunning as me; and he’s too volatile—talk about bad hair in the Republican Party. Better to slither and speak with a forked tongue, especially to the Womens’ Federated Groups. They love me, they believe every word I tell them with slack jawed wonder.
Damn it all to hell though, I might actually have to attend a Central Committee meeting. Hope those four numb nuts don’t find the State Party rule about attendance and try to rock the boat. Fuck ‘em. If they try to remove me, I’ll just change the rules again and hope Greg or whoever is up to the job. At least the GOP schmucks like Luis Buhler will look the other way.
Looks like I’ll have to ship in the nit wit whale Steve Frank to speak up for me at the next meeting meeting…hmm, I’ll have to figure out a way to make him Chair, or maybe promote Mike, my full-time assistant. That way I’ll have complete control and crush everyone that gets in my way. I’ll just have to hide the money better now since more people are wanting to look at the gawdawful financials.
There are also some nasty rumors floating around the past couple of weeks. I wonder if you-know-who spilled beans about that little fracas a couple of years ago. What do they say? “Don’t mix business and pleasure?” It really hurts. I thought there was a confidentiality agreement. How dare she reject my love? I’ll show her the back of my hand again, like last time. Which slut was it again, anyways?
Well it’s time to make some calls and spread more lies about Kris Hunt. Bitch!
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LOL! I loved the shout out to Luis Buhler!
Considering TGDB’s actual record, and reputation outside of his circle of sycophants, Baffled may be right.
One would have to be crazy to be jealous of such a startling level of failed leadership, fundraising, and organization skills, not to mention his treatment of other people.
One of Tom Del Beccaro’s useful idiots appears to defend the man. Baffled’s got to be a girl because she writes like she’s in still socially in junior high school and thinks everyone is jealous of her latest crush. It doesn’t even occur to her that Del Beccaro’s faults are widely known.
Baffled’s the kind of person Del Beccaro prefers. The former school outcast who always hoped the cool kids would finally accept them.
Finally, if Baffled wants to talk about psychological problems she should try looking under sociopath for Tom’s name.
I was listening to Brian Sussman this morning on KSFO. TGDB was the guest. He was touting David Harmer for Congress. The most he said was Mr. Harmer is a good family man (said this twice) and oh he mentioned Mr. Harmer’s dad worked for Reagan. And this is supposed to be a strong endorsement for a congressional candidate! What am I missing!!!
My guess, is this is just another place holder on the ballot like Darcy Lynn and Elizabeth Hanson (hand picked by TGDB).
I found out Mr. Harmer lives in Blackhawk. Just what we need another country club republican…What are Mr. Harmer’s qualifications? I want to know what qualifies him to run for such a high office ! We need strong people to go to Washington that can hold true to their conservative principals. The unions will pull out all the stops to hold this seat for the Dems. No one has ever heard of this guy…How does this equate to a strong viable candidate. Is this the best the supposed Golden Boy of the CA Party can drudge up?
Can someone enlighten my because obviously I missed the memo!
Whoever wrote this article is truely psychotic and has way too much time on their hands. They are obviously obsessed with Tom and their jealous of him and his success is so transparent! This person ought to be directed to a mental health facility….
The author, a third-party, proffered the post as a roman a clef under condition of anonymity. I have no idea what condition TGDB or the author were in the following morning.
I’m no fan of Tom, but I’m fairly sure the author of this post appreciated it’s anonymous nature when they woke up, hungover, this morning.
Hey! Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!!!!! Back off the Federated Women! Not all of us fall for a smooth talking, sharp dressed man, which is more than I can say for the entire Democratic Party and their “Obamalicios” leader. Knock Tom all you want, but don’t include us!!
Phew. Glad this is satire/parody, or something…