Obama meets Star Trek

by BGR on June 3, 2009

Obama, Star Trek, timeline, alternative timeline, red matter, federation of planets

Dear Earthlings. This is a message from your world’s new, alternative future that is now ruled by a massive, one-world government brought about by history-altering experiments in state-controlled production, finance, education, voter roles, health, and media.

Given your peoples’ illogical faith in science and collectivism, it actually is no wonder it has come to this. What did you think was going on behind the scenes of the original Star Trek back story to allow for such massive outlays to build a galactic “peace-keeping” force? Citizen, do you have any idea what happens to people in our timeline that don’t play along with or make a living off of the government-run Space Federation that rules all culture?

Such free thinkers are made pariahs: maligned, discredited, decertified from professional licenses, suffer double taxation to teach their young, must seek special permits to assemble, and are refused access to Federation-controlled media to express their parochial opinions. Obama, his successors, and that great visionary of galactic imperialism, Gene Roddenberry, never showed you the squalid camps and gulags for the troublemakers that did not buy into the glorious Federation weltanschauung.

spockIn the original Star Trek timeline, people accepted a tyrant after a series of wars. In your recently altered timeline, the people accepted a tyrant who promised mythical green jobs and massive propaganda touting economic security through national-socialist payoffs to union and corporate supporters advanced by race- and class-based politics.

So, please, next time you watch Star Trek, or the news, just think about what’s really going on unsaid in the background. And, by the way, don’t even go thinking you can possibly change your future ever again. Because now we own you, we own your DNA, and the patent on changing future timelines, including, but not limited to, planet busting bombs made of red-matter.

So, Earthlings. Be cool. Live long and serve us.

Very truly yours,

Spock
Sr. Ambassador for old Earth Relations
General Electric

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1 Edi Birsan June 4, 2009 at 7:16 pm

I think you are a Klingon Outside Pinko Commie Effete Snob Agitator. The Romulians warned us about people like you.

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