We had to laugh when the Contra Costa Times jumped on the Michelle Obama work out bandwagon by hyping her sexy, well-toned arms. We hate to break it to the sycophants at the Times, but focusing on Michelle’s arms completely ignores the elephant in the room; and that’s her butt.
Big Bertha. This is what Bill Cosby meant by “One of the Butt Sisters.” We’re talking State of Maine. How do you get that thing in the helicopter? I mean really, peeps, it’s time for some serious “big back” throw down:
- Michelle Obama’s butt’s so big they had to order an entirely new Air Force One with super-sized seats
- Michelle Obama’s butt’s so big her workout DVD is the size of an Extra Large Pizza
- Michelle Obama’s butt’s so big the DNC considered switching logos with the GOP
- Michelle Obama’s butt’s so big she rocks the entire free world every time she sits down
- Michelle Obama’s butt’s so big that when she flies on Air Force one it shows up as a separate blip on the radar
- Michelle Obama’s butt’s so big a beeper goes off every time she backs up
- Michelle Obama’s butt’s so big when she wears an orange dress with white belt and pearls people mistake her for a Public Storage facility
- Michelle Obama’s butt’s so big Congress plans to grant her two Senators and a Congressional seat
- Michelle Obama’s butt’s so big that CERN in Switzerland asked her to substitute this Fall in case they can’t generate a Black Hole with the Large Hadron Collider
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She is flat chested too…and no wonder why we are not recovering, she is eating everything she can get her hands on, at the tax payers expense. Michelle: Instead of eating tons of KFC “Fried” Chicken, try the Roasted Chicken.
Everything Michelle Obama wears is fabulous!!! She has an amazing figure… Please keep your negative comments to yourselves! Michelle Obama, YOU GO GIRL!
you all just really need to grow up. lame!!
I see no need to be insulting, derogatory, denigrating, or worshipful either. Every woman and every man who cares how they appear to others needs to learn how to best present themselves. She would benefit by some wise guidance as to how to emphasize her finer features and downplay the detracting factors.
Michelle looks beautiful. whats wrong with her shape? its ok. she smart, and lovely. that makes up for her big butt.
Michelle”does this dress make my butt look big??” Obama’s actual problem is her strident insistence that her working wardrobe be assembled by “American designers”. Unfortunately she has a penchant for undiscovered American designers,(read: bad American designers”). Which explains why her inaugural ball gown made her look like she’d just lost a wet Kleenex fight, and her swearing-in ceremony outfit was last seen ,sans the “bling”, on Sandy Dennis in the Out Of Towners (what is with the coat dress ensembles anyway?)
She should stick to a “look”, like Hillary does. Solid colors and ANYTHING that emphasizes her neck and upper arms , any bright SOLID color, works for her. Surprisingly, her mysteriously squelched penchant for dressing like Jackie O really worked for her ; a sheath (without the matching coat-please). a flip hairdo and dare we press it? A pillbox hat.
Discontinue the bolero jackets.
One last piece of unsolicited advise is drop the J. Crew look. It’s for 20-somethings with no butts. It don’t fly, girlfriend.
There is nothing on “God’s green earth,uglier than a person without a butt. It looks inhuman and distguisting too say the least. Michell Obama’s butt is a great assess to her because it makes her look sexy and well dressed. Carla Bruini was no match in comparsion in looks and clothes. They weren’t equal and Carla knew it. There is a lot to be said in pictures. A pretty butt is an assess,not a hinderance in African-American culture. If you’re not a member of the African-American culture who cares what one outside the culture thinks or says. I bet all the tea in China,the people trying to put Michele’s beautiful butt down,DON’T HAVE ONE.
Rascism? Lady, it was an April Fool’s joke. Lighten up.
You are right though, it would be racist if one claimed the Sister should, as an African American, have special treatment and not be an object of political satire like every other First Lady in the past 60 years.
Michelle Obama is smarter & classier than any of the posters above. Yes, you’ve managed to find a picture of her in an outfit that does not quite flatter her, but everyone has one of those… she’s human. The majority of the time Michelle is well-dressed, well-spoken, and she is in NO way shape, or form, an embarrassment to the U.S. So please, think before you speakk…
And another thing – Yes, Michelle Obama does have a semi-large rear end. Which is seen as beautiful in not only the African American culture, but in many others as well. I’m an African American woman, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been complimented on my “assets” by men of different races. Hopefully racism isn’t what is motivating these posts, because they’re way off base….
She doesn’t cook, but it looks like she’s been doing some eating lately. Makes Oprah look petite – no wonder she likes her. By the way, MO’s butt’s so big she has to take off her pants to get in her pockets! And one last one – MO’s butt’s so big they have to use a spy satellite for her colonoscopy!
She pushes the limits because she can. Our tax dollars at work? Sarah Palin was called a slutty flight attendant? Michelle Obama looks like a homeless hippie! She’s embarrassing.
It looks like she has on a cooking apron circa the 1950’s. But we all know she doesn’t cook. Yikes, I look better in my cleaning outfit on house cleaning day…
Michele Obama’s butt’s so big she has to commit fashion crime just to cover it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks like a flowered cow left over from the flower-child period.
The woman should get a mirror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!