Assemblywoman Joan Buchanan (AD-15) sent out what must be a joke mailing Wednesday urging constituents to check out the Secretary of State’s Unclaimed Property database to see if a long lost rich uncle has left them millions. How cruel can you get? California is going to hell in a handbasket and we get this from our leaders? Look for these other Get-Rich-Quick schemes coming soon from Assemblywoman Buchanan!
- Sign up for a lottery to claim unclaimed lottery winnings by donating $25 to Joan’s re-election campaign
- How to get the free California Handbook on how to get top dollar for your valuables at your local pawn shop
- Free WORK AT HOME OFFER licking stamps for Joan’s fundraising mailers — Get 0.05% of proceeds!
- Help a Nigerian-Princess distribute illegal gains from government Project Labor Agreements (PLAs)
- Learn how to set up a non-profit to buy cars cheap and sell them to the Mexican Drug cartels using government loans!
- How to get your signed copy of “How to run a Ponzi Scheme and never get caught!” (signed by Bernie Madoff)
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Bill Gram-Reefer is Editor & Publisher of Halfway To Concord, founded in 2004. Halfway To Concord is the leading online source for community-driven political news, events, and opinion for Contra Costa County and the San Francisco East Bay.
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We don’t need no stinking spell-check programs.
If you notice, the “Leave a Comment” application does spell-checking on the fly for you. Of course, one can choose to ignore it, but that would make one ignorant, wouldn’t it?
Johnny should spend a little more time with spell check as well.
or he could spend the $125 on a spellchecker program?
Reefer you are very synical and you are in love with Buchanan’s opponent Wilson so I unerstand your conservative bias.
I recieved this email and I located $125.oo under my mothers name. I am going to file the paperwork.
Whether you like her or not Buchanan was doing a public service.
~ EDITOR RECOMMENDS — Buy more Scratchers with the winnings and good luck with Buchanan in the Assembly.
Politics is a heck of a business isn’t it? What can ya do?
Hah BGR – Nothing there for me … but an interesting article. It’s always fun to see what the pols are up to.
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